Years from now, perhaps we'll see

December 11

Christmas gifts in hiding places fill up all the empty spaces!

Bing Crosby and David Bowie: Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth

I wasn't born yet when it happened, but I'd imagine this was either that greatest moment in television history or the most anger-inducing. Kids everywhere saw their androgynous rock hero, David Bowie, besweatered and standing next to their parents' favorite crooner, Bing Crosby. When they were put together, though, the results were more glorious than anybody could possibly imagine (much like the fateful collision of Richard Peanutbutter and James Chocolate).