- "Children With Bodies that Age 10 Times Faster Than Normal." Proving yet again that Robin Williams is at the forefront of modern science.
- "How much is too much? Is the president too chunky?" Hey, I'll say whatever you want me to say as long as it makes him cry.
- Juiced-up bicyclist Floyd Landis gets the hard questions from just who you'd expect: Jay Leno. Then he chuckled and WACKY HEADLINES.
- "Cat parasite affects everything we feel and do." Assuming we are cats.
- And we are not.
- Joe Lieberman, losing an important Democratic primary, decided to run for president as an independent. When asked for his reason, he said "Well somebody's got to screw things up for the Democrats again."
- "Blind people who interact with the world like dolphins and bats." By screeching.
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