Delusion of the Week

Saddam Hussein, cheeky fellow that he is, proclaimed that he is still the all-powerful president of Iraq, despite the fact that he was deposed and is currently facing trial for crimes and whatnot.

• "You are before Saddam Hussein, president of Iraq. I am the president of Iraq according to the will of the Iraqis and I am still the president up to this moment," he said.

Also on the stand, George Michael proclaimed that he is still the number one pop star in America, and Ronald Reagan announced that he was alive.

Personally, I think it's all a bunch of horse-pockey.