Silly President

In a bizarre case of Life-Imitates-Art, George W. Bush (the bumbling President of the United States of America in "real life") was revealed to be a terrorist only days after the revelation that Charles Logan (the bumbling President of the United States of America on television hit "24") is a terrorist.

• In an apparent attempt to stem the tide of criticism about the administration's failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, President Bush authorized Vice President Dick Cheney's former top aide to leak parts of a highly sensitive intelligence report to reporters, The Associated Press reports.

When asked for comment, Jack Bauer shouted, "Son of a bitch! Damn it! We're running out of time!" and subsequently ripped somebody's esophagal lining out of their body using only a hand towel.

(link via Best Week Ever)