Here! Use this on your vagina!

I rarely pass up free goodies. My quest to collect free maps of every state, for instance, has resulted in a television box full of advertisements and magazines telling me to "Visit Minnesota!" or to get away to sunny New Jersey. I've gotten free digital scales, free jelly beans, free personalized bags...still, nothing is as awesome as this.

Click here for free KY lubricant.

Ladies, you can use it on your smelly parts. Men...well, it's "warming," so you can pretend a woman is actually there.

(Thanks to Jordan)