Another headline about Boy George?

'World's unsexiest man' named (CNN)

But honestly, the title goes to comedian and talking parrot Gilbert Gottfried.

• "The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

Apparently Gilbert Gottfried is less sexy than Osama Bin Laden, who made the list at number 8. Other people who are apparently sexier than Gilbert Gottfried: