Monday, January 16, 2006

Tony Almeida

I don't give three craps of Tony Almeida is in a coma, unable to speak, and on the brink of death. By the end of the day, Tony will have run a full triathalon. Then, he will swallow an exploding nuclear bomb to save the world, leaving him with a searing case of heartburn but otherwise unscathed.

EDIT
Enterline is a genius. Everybody contribute your own outlandish ways for Tony Almeida to save the world in the comments. You know you want to.

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