My counter at the bottom has hit 10,000 visitors in a year (not including me or anyone who views it from home, because I block those IPs). That's kind of amazing considering I write a whole lot of bullshit.
Speaking of bullshit, I was walking behind a zaftig girl on my way back from class, and she never once lifted her feet (keep in mind, this was before the snow started). She just dragged her feet against the concrete for an entire three blocks. I couldn't get around her because, as I said, she was a large lady. Still, I'm fat, and I somehow have the motivation to lift my feet off the ground. I hate this girl more than anything in the world, and I hope she receives liposuction or a heart attack at some point within the next twenty minutes so the sound of her scraping hooves will stop haunting me.
And to top it all off...
I sound like a ninety year old woman.
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