I'm breaking up with pie. It's been a good run, but I'm moving on. Pie and I are still friends, but we aren't dating each other anymore.
She promised she'd be there at Thanksgiving, even though it's over. If pie is not seated at our Thanksgiving table, I will be highly disappointed. If pie were not sitting at Cheech and Chong's Thanksgiving table, they would be disappointedly high.
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